Kate Moss in shopping shocker

Just been for lunch on Portobello Road and I was strolling back to the office when I was aware of a throng of - I swear - about 40 people outside some shop. They were standing in the road and on the opposite side of the street, all expectant as a bouncer/bodyguard blocked the entrance to the shop. I asked someone who it was (maybe Tony Blair or Kofi Annan was in there) - and they said Kate Moss. Ergh. I walked on to the park to sit on a bench and looking at 2 pigeons fighting over a bit of dried sick on the pavement. It was more interesting.